Everyone knows the alphabet. Sometimes the alphabet can be told through song. Sometimes you look for each letter on license plates. Today, I found myself telling a group of lovely mini-humans "A is for Apple, B is for Bear, C is for Cat," and so forth. I found myself contemplating what the Alphabet would sound like if Sex Trafficking Terminology were used. I came home and made a list and thought I would share it. Some of the terminology you will know and some you will not; I will discuss them in other posts.

Here were go!

A. Automatic B. Bottom Girl or Brothel C. Caught a Case D. Daddy

E. Escort F. Floozy G. Gorilla Pimp H. Hooker or Hoe

I. ? J. Johns K. Kiddie Stroll L. Lot Lizzard

M. Madame N. ? O. Out of Pocket P. Pimp or Prostitute

Q. Quota R. Rodeo Pimp S. Seasoning T. Turn Out

U. ? V. Vamp W. Whore X. ?

Y. ? Z. ?